The Goddamn Wordsmith
atopfourthwall:

yeltsinwasright:

kosherqueer:

armisael:

i know its supposed to be like social list but did anyone think this through

organize the things you love, like the economy

collaborate in the workplace

PROMOTE THINGS YOU LOVE AND WILL ENJOY FOR THE FIVE-YEAR PLAN FOR GLORIOUS LEADER.

atopfourthwall:

yeltsinwasright:

kosherqueer:

armisael:

i know its supposed to be like social list but did anyone think this through

organize the things you love, like the economy

collaborate in the workplace

PROMOTE THINGS YOU LOVE AND WILL ENJOY FOR THE FIVE-YEAR PLAN FOR GLORIOUS LEADER.

Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*
 - The Conundrum of the Workshops
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kylekallgren:

Because I have insomnia and in the mood to read poetry, too.

jerkidiot:

thebitterfrenchcanadian:

the fact that pretty teeth are only known as “white” and “straight” is a manifestation of our hatred for minorities 

when people find a way to turn dental hygiene into a social justice issue, that’s when you know this website has gone overboard

I feel bad for the OP, because the original post is pretty wonderful satire, but the environment of tumblr means that people immediately think it’s legit, because it would not be surprising to find people on this site that actually think that way.

Sometimes I really love tumblr. Sometimes I want to take some of its users outside and shake the shit out of them.

#2 on the new pallet and perhaps knockout from the transformers prime series? :)
Anonymous
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disfiguredstick:

disfiguredstick:

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This continues to get notes every day

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khamsin:

our-savior-the-glow-cloud:

turntechdave:

spatsula:

dardanos:

actualmioda:

Why bring back old memes when we can back this song?

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2004 is calling me… whispering

numa numa yay

the funny thing about this is I sincerely have followers that were born in the same month i discovered this flash video on newgrounds

fuuccckk I completely erased all memory of newgrounds.

10/10 still love this stupid song and will do the moves to it

Numa numa into the sunset.

shockwave-prime:

slenderwave:

sitrusjuice:

The camera isn’t looking at him, but it’s David Sobolov singing as Shockwave.

[[Into the collection of singing bots this goes.]]

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