The Goddamn Wordsmith

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Deluxe Hoist - Transformers: Timelines

itswalky:

take that bigshots

itswalky:

take that bigshots

itswalky:

camachri:

Dumbing of Age: March 5 / August 20

somebody finally noticed

itswalky:

camachri:

Dumbing of Age: March 5 / August 20

somebody finally noticed

Fan Bingbing in Georges Chakra’s Fall 2012 couture gown (X-Men: Days of Future Past World Premiere, May 10)
I really can’t get enough of Aidan Gillen’s expressions as Littlefinger.

I really can’t get enough of Aidan Gillen’s expressions as Littlefinger.

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theuppitynegras:

thegrandstory:

retr0philia:

dazzlecort:

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.

what the fuck

Why

Well, OKAY.

Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical OrderSeductively

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legend.

I’m fucking crying

I LOST IT AT IDAHO

I can’t believe god would allow this to happen

disgustedsigh:

sweet dreams are made of bees
who am i, i’m made of bees
everything is made of bees
send help

undercityrezident:

candypopxo:

Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Prepare for bubbles!We’re drinking doubles!To protect the world from carbonation!To sell our drink in every nation!To denounce the evils of the Pepsi product!To extend our taste with rightful conduct!Jessie!James!Team Coke, blasting off like a bottled rocket!Surrender now that spare change in your pocket!Meowth! You got it!

undercityrezident:

candypopxo:

Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Prepare for bubbles!
We’re drinking doubles!

To protect the world from carbonation!
To sell our drink in every nation!

To denounce the evils of the Pepsi product!
To extend our taste with rightful conduct!

Jessie!
James!

Team Coke, blasting off like a bottled rocket!
Surrender now that spare change in your pocket!

Meowth! You got it!

homovikings:

Favorite Artists Meme → Phil Noto

↳ ft. Hisako Ichiki, Carol Danvers, Ava’Dara Naganandini, Elizabeth Braddock, Natasha Romanoff, Lady Sif, Jean Grey, Raven Darkhölme, Wanda Maximoff, Laura Kinney, Ororo Munroe, and Amora the Enchantress

itswalky:

oh my god a vehicle mode YES

HELPME

itswalky:

oh my god a vehicle mode YES

HELPME